
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look
at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
Sirius Black
With our August 8th issue, we began a new series by
Laura Poole Ruffner. (If the name seems eerily close to my own, it's because Laura is my
daughter-in-law.) Laura is 29 years old and holds a B.A. in Communications from Newberry College. She's also a dedicated low carber (since September 2000) and is an avid Harry Potter fan.
Laura began working on ways to
keep carbs, temptation, and sabotage at bay some time ago. And as she did so, it was quite natural
for her to begin referring to her strategies as her "Defenses against the Dark Arts" which all Potter
fans will relate to. With each issue, "Professor" Laura shares more of her good sense strategies
and have a little magical fun with it at the same time. And so it continues... (insert sound
of ancient
book opening, the pages crackling...)
IF YOU MISSED PREVIOUS CHAPTERS, HERE'S CHAPTER
ONE, AND HERE'S CHAPTER
TWO.

In this lesson we will look at the benefits of those wonderful things that
grow forth from the vine and from the earth. I'm talking about vegetables.
Vegetables are a true friend of the low-carb witch and wizard. They are
versatile and nutritious weapons against the dreaded Dark Carbs.
Below you will find a few examples of some excellent Herbologistic weapons. And again
in this lesson, we will provide translations for you Muggles out there.
| Herb: | |
Muggle Translation: |
| Broccolitium | |
Broccoli |
| Cabbosatus | |
Cabbage |
| Spinasa | |
Spinach |
| Cauliflora | |
Cauliflower |
| Cucumbria | |
Cucumber |
| Zucchinia | |
Zucchini |
| Lettucinoma | |
Lettuce |
| Greencoma Beanomi | |
Green Beans |
Any of the above Herbs are a welcome addition to your low-carb defense
arsenal. There are many Potions (see Chapter 2) that use the above
ingredients and make wonderful dishes. Below is a magically delicious
example.

Hashed-Brown Zucchinia
- 1/4 cup Butteronius
- 1 1/2 lb Zucchinia (coarsely shredded to make 4 cups)
- 1/2 tsp Salt
- 1/2 clove fresh Garlic - finely minced
- 2 Chicken orbs
- 6 Tbsp Parmesan cheese - freshly grated is best
Combine Zucchinia with salt in a medium-size bowl. Let stand for 15 minutes.
Squeeze with your hands to press out moisture. Stir in chicken orbs,
bovinious and garlic. Melt 2 Tbsp of the Butteronius in a wide frying pan
over medium-high heat. Mound about 2 Tbsp of the zucchinia mixture in pan;
flatten slightly to make a patty.
Repeat until pan is filled. Do not crowd patties in pan. Cook patties, turning once,
until golden on both sides (about 6 minutes.)
Lift out and arrange on a warm platter; keep warm. Repeat to cook remaining
Zucchinia mixture, adding more Butteronius as needed.
Serves 8
Less than 3 carbs per serving.
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This potion is particularly effective in defending oneself against the
dreaded and dangerous Sphere of Darkness or Potato. There is a similar
Potion used with these Spheres of Darkness that is used by Dark Lords.
Although these Spheres come from the earth, they are not for use by
honorable witches and wizards. They are a powerful weapon by Dark Lords. In
some cases, simply a whiff of these Spheres fried in butter or oil can be
debiliating. Once sharp thwack of your wand and you can defend yourself
nicely.
Now go practice including Herbology in your defensive spells. They are
delicious and nutritious weapons!
Until next time,
Practice, Practice, Practice!

Copyright © September 2003 L.P. Ruffner and Low Carb Luxury


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